Literature
Hitchups: Damned I
Damned
"Those slug-munching, worm-trousered, cot-fouling, thrice-damned—!"
Not even the wind could drown out the curses shouted into Hiccup's ears.
"Astrid..."
"I am going to break their knees backwards with the handle of my axe!" Astrid swore. "I'm going to geld each and every one of them so that no woman will ever have to suffer their children, and I'll rid the world of their arrogant, insufferable—"
"Astrid," Hiccup said again with a measured calm. "You are hurting me."
The deadly grip she had on his sides barely lessened.
"Trust me—I'm restraining myself as much as I can," she said with a dark promise in her tone.
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